pithy, poignant, insightful - or not

I have a bio, but it’s not that exciting:

“Adam has a passion for elegant solutions and beautiful code. He is a Ruby evangelist who advocates test driven development and web standards. Before joining Intridea, Adam worked at Revolution Health building large-scale applications used by millions of people each month.”

That sounds stuffy.  Like something you would find on a company website; oh wait.